STAR CRASH Is Not Better than THE EMPIRE STIKES BACK , But It''s Still Pretty Good.

   HOLY FUCK! Is this wrong? But Holy Hell! Is this erotic! I finally saw STAR CRASH! I wasn't exactly in the STAR CRASH frame of mind but looking back on that night 2 long days ago I gotta say that watching STAR CRASH is almost as much fun as playing with a big ol' titty! And not one of mine either!

Assholehoff with the lightsaber!

Caroline Muno

    They toss every kind of special effect in here along with as many Star Wars , Star Trek , and Flash Gordon reference and rip offs they can. Caroline Munro is super hot and Joe Spinell is woefully and mathematically out of place in STAR CRASH.

Joe Spinell!

    And David Assholehoff! I forgot about him and Christopher Plummer adds some credibility to this along with the score which is great as you all know. And the swarthy guy with the hawknose and afro? We won't even get into him! Well , he has a fuckin' light saber!  And I saw this on netflix and what the hell is with netflix , why do they have to show the 1983 Captain USA tv version? Remember Captain USA? Anyway , STAR CRASH is alot of fun , better than LASER BLAST even and now I think I have to pick up the 2 disc special edition. And why didn't STAR CRASH get the MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 treatment , WHY? It is perfect fodder for MST3K! *arty