FDR:American Badass!!!! monumental movie review!

    If I was going to do a top 10 movie list for the month of Febuary......and I might just do that now , FDR:American Badass would take up the whole list. I kept seeing this on my daily BLOCKBUSTER visit and kept dismissing it as garbage but then I saw the trailer for it and my interest was definately peaked so I grabbed it the next day. AND I THOUROUGHLY ENJOYED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I liked it so much that I am directly addressing these facebook friends and imploring you guys: Ray Santan , Fulgento Bava , DVD Ghoul , Kenneth Gallant , Bradley Bowles , Sartana Django , Derek Rivers , Mark Freudstein Jordan , Ken Storey , Fred Mckennon , Mark Wilson , Kyonsi Al , Mitchell A. Jones: YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Clear your calender , put it on your to do list , if ya got the netflix Q it up , or purchase it because it is worth a buy because it is that entertaining!!!!!!!
    Because it's about FDR fighting Werewolves during WW2! Barry Bostwick plays FDR and he is so funny and great in this and it has so many other good actors in here! 

yes , that is a squirrel in a mans ass!

 And if you know these names then also know that you will enjoy this movie! It's got Bruce McGill , Ray Wise as Douglas McArthur , Paul Ben Victor as Mussolini werewolf , even Kevin Sorbo as a pot smoking Abe Lincoln!!!! And even though FDR:American Badass is a outlandish slapstick comedy , almost completely nutso bizarro , the actors seem to take everything seriously and do their best to make their dialogue work and give good performances and it works. I watched it with two of my best friends and we laughed and had a great time viewing FDR: American Badass and if you give it a chance you too will be belly aching from all the laughing.

IRON SKY dvd review

I kept passing this up on my daily visits to Blockbuster but I red some good reviews so I grabbed it and , yes , it was good! For the way the dvd cover looks , the wacky premise and the fact that it looks like a Asylum or Syfy movie IRON SKY is really good and one of the better movies I have gotten from Blockbuster.
    There are Nazis on the moon! They went there at the end of WW2 to regroup , strengthen their forces and come back and take us over. Sounds pretty stupid but IRON SKY has alot going for it.
1) The cgi is really good , it looks better than 96% of the direct to dvd cgi I have seen and almost as good as most theatrical releases if not better.
2) All the Nazis actually speak German and it adds so much weight and reality to a movie that is not at all grounded in reality.
3) It's funny.....really , it is!
4) Julia Dietze is awkwardly attractive and super sweet as Renate Richter! And look at the pic of her in the bikini!

ALL SUPER HEROES MUST DIE! dvd review

                                                
    Pounding out aggression turns into obssession! Hell yeah , I been listening to Metallica Master Of Puppets having a good time and I had a good time w/ A.S.M.D cos' I saw it with my good buddy Luciano who is also a HUGE comic book freak! And it was a good viewing experience becasue of that and I had read some bad reviews for A.S.M.D but since I am such a comic book fan I enjoyed it. A.S.M.D obviously had a low budget during filming and it does hinder the movie a little since they could not have alot of special efx but they did what they could and the movie is nowhere near as bad as some of the reviews I read made it out to be.
    Story is a badguy , James Remar , captures 4 superheroes and strips them of their superpowers and places them in a small town where they must face some deadly challenges to save innocent civilians and themselves and eventually face off with the villain.

 And I thought it was a good concept and alot better than some of the newer comics I've read. And even though A.S.M.D is not a real comic book I thought it was a good take on costumed adventurers and I liked it waaaay better then Alter Egos. I think the director Jason Trost actually likes comic books and cared about the heroes and tried to make a good movie with what he had and for the most part succeeded.  He had James Remar who is always good and a cool actor and had Lucas Till who played Havok in the X-Men:First Class movie.
    As me and Luciano watched it we both were really concerned with what their costumes looked like and they were decent and I was surprised at how violent it got. It's no PUNISHER: Warzone or even KICK-ASS but it had it's moments of bloodshed that hit hard enough to take it seriously.

Some Favorite Actors Who Look Awesome! 10 Of 'Em!

good ol Abe Vigoda. FISH!

James Coburn is explosive!

Eli Wallach , The Ugly.

I know you know Jack!

    If you are as big a movie fan as I am and you are around my age you know these guys and like their unique and beautiful faces , love their movies , and get a kick outta seein' them!   What actors today are as cool as these guys?!     

who don't love Peter?

I bet your a big Lee Marvin fan?

I didn't put these guys in order or top 10 , all these guys rule just choose your faves and make your own list!

Franco Nero IS Django!

         

Ernie Borgnine! Love that face!

                

    Okay , saving the best for last!

The great George C. Scott!!!

Review of Alter Egos: Sort Of.

    ' All Superheroes Must Die' is a dvd I picked up at walmart cos' my good buddy Luciano recommended it. And because I am a crazy comic book nerd , more insane than a trekkie , or a Star Wars geek , or anime fan ; now those people are real assholes , or any other freak you can think of. I am very knowledgeable about comic books even though I don't really buy the new ones but I do have a couple of dumptrucks worth of comics and I get a ton more from the library and now we've had alot of comicbook movies come out. It's weird being 37 yrs old and seeing all these comic book movies coming out. Movies that I would have went apeshit over when I was 12 or 13 and the fact that they finally made a Wolverine movie does not excite as much as re-reading his first 4 issue limited series from the 80's. But I am still interested in these movies so I grabbed this "ALL SUPERHEROES MUST DIE' and then I went to Blockbuster and they had this movie called "ALTER EGOS'. Hmm. So I rented it. and it kind of sucked but it was kind of cool only because I love comix so much. Kevin Smith had a hand in this release but "ALTER EGOS' pissed me off a tiny bit because the Superheroes kind of sucked. Sure they did have powers and their costumes were not completely lame but the two in the movie , Refridgerator and C-Thru were kind of jerks and they were not tough or very heroic , resourceful , or cool. Guys like Snake Pliskin  or 'Mad' Max Rockatansky would have eaten these guys's lunch! "ALTER EGOS' was more a comedy and I knew that but at least make the heroes badass. They were shitty heroes , the one , C-Thru had a utility belt but never used anything out of it and the Fridge guy was a little weasle type guy. And when I think about it ; and I am speculating here ,I think that the director is not a comic book fan and has no respect for comic books and I think he saw THE DARK KNIGHT , THE WATCHMEN  , and KICK-ASS and thought that a comic book movie wouldbe a good/easy genre to make a movie in and push his own agenda. I could be wrong. Probably not though. But it got me to rent this movie .  I saw "ALL SUPERHEROES MUST DIE' and I have also seen 'SUPER' and "DEFENDOR" and I will review 'ALL SUPERHEROES MUST DIE" soon. But only see ALTER EGOS if you a super comic book fan like me and dislike it. -Arty